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Buy a Home on the Kettle River in Pine County MN and Catch Smallmouth Bass from Your Back Yard!

in Lakes, Lakeshore, Fish and More!

Check out some Pine County homes on rivers:

See ALL riverfront homes in Pine County

Ok, so I don’t recommend leaving multiple lines out in the river. That’s illegal. However, if you enjoy other criminal activities, you can buy riverfront homes at a price so low, it will feel just like stealing. Buying Kettle River homes in Pine County is just like taking candy from a baby! Hopefully the sellers won’t cry at closing!

At the time of this post, there were only six homes on Kettle River for sale; according to Northstar Regional MLS, the average asking price was only $257,933! Why are theses prime MN riverfront properties so cheap? I have absolutely no idea! It’s not because there is anything wrong with the properties or the river for that matter. Maybe it is because it is a buyer’s market, but it is probably due to a harmonic convergence or kink in the time-space fabric of the cosmos.

Seriously, though, with such a small number of MN riverfront homes for sale, the prices can’t possibly last, nor will the listings for that matter. Call us at 612-296-0007 for any information before six other people do.

Oh, and the fish? Find out how to catch smallmouth bass in the Kettle River.

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